Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Todae is teachers day celebration, we have class party and performances and then we have to go back to my primary shcool to visit our pictures, We take pictures of ourselves in our primary school and then eant home. ahahaha everything very flat and boting,.. heheh ............
now cum to the interesting part, i was late !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was late lor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh gosh!!!!!!!!!!! how can i be late!!!!!!! i cannot be late anymore le. or it will be my second time, even though nth happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man!!! i will sleep early, wake up early and press my alarm clock!!!!!!!!!!!!! The end of entry.. haha ... so s ssshort
with loves; TANKAI YU
7:39 AM
Friday, August 26, 2005
My class has some complicated stuff happening, then miss yeo was toking out abt it yesterdae, then she sae she might be investigating. Look like police investigating cases like that, so weird.
Nvm, lets tokm abt stuff yesterdae....................... yesterdae, im suppose to have ST JOHN!!! But in the end i cant!!! Cus of my stupid dun noe whether a stomachache or gastric pain. Then that so called illness has started like yesterdae of yeasterdae of yesterdae....everytime after school, then yiling who witness me everytime in agony becus of the stupid pain in my stomach , then i dun even feel like going tiolet but just feel pain in my sstom ach until i cannot stand upright, was like telling me to see the doctor. Then my squaddie, yi ling and bernice were saeing i might get cancer like stomack cancer, large intestine problem. then blah blah blah... cus the pain was like everydae. They actually scared me lor!!! But i kepp on toking lame stuff and joking even though i have stomach pain.. hehe.. Then bernice was like teasinngt that a sick person like me until now still got the mood to joke. hehehehe....... then i was like continue laming... then aftrter that all the sec 1 squad change finish le then i accompanmied then down la. Then they see 2 ncos. and i dun noe whtehr have to greet so i greeted without them even though i cannot stand properly. Then when i reached the first storey, i feel like vomitting but nth came out, then yi ling was joking that im pregnant. Then i played along by saeing i have my lao po baby when im a guy. NOte: acting being a guy. not go for operation one. haha then bernice was like saeing again: u like that sick le, still can joke. haha
But my stomach still feel very pain , then my mum wanted to fetch me to see the doctor but i jian ci dun wan, Then she said that if my stomach pain did not lessen by todae she is going to bring me to the doctor. Then i was like agreed me with her. ........... luckily my stomach pain " resided" after i sleep for such a long hours............................
The thing is that i dun noe how to write en excuse letter!!! die die die!!! Next time even i have stomach ache, i still go la. then i dun need to write excuse letter le.
with loves; TANKAI YU
7:26 PM
Friday, August 12, 2005
todae, i very excited cus the whole sec 1 squad is wearing UNIFORM
but i very ke lian lor,, all my squadmates very blur hor, everything did not bring into the tiolet, then i mus run and take evrything 4 them... Then muz greet senior with my odd looking uniform cus i look odd wad so i wear the uniform i make the unifrom look odd.
Then i whole day was like getting scolded by my nco. so dao mei. nvm. cus my mind was full of exam, cannot concentrate on sjab. Then whole day my mind was like blank. Then my mum sae that if my study drop rite, she gonna force me to leave ST john. so bad lor
I think i will be leaving sjab soon la..... nvm.. hope my study did not drop
with loves; TANKAI YU
6:23 AM
Monday, August 08, 2005
Todae, everything was like blur....... Firstly, yesterdae i sleep at like 1.00 am, then i wake up at 5.00 am then i cum to school blur blur. iDUN EVEN NOE TODAE WE R CELEBRATING NATIoNAL DAY. haha blur me......... but i noe todae we r not doing anything but SLACK.
When i enter the school, i was like greeted by the girl guides pple. Then i rmber it was national day then after that i walked past them , then i see my sjab seniors. Can u believe or not? I ca't regconised my nco from them, then i thought they r jus sec 2. But suddenly i see a familiar face, then she started scolding me, then i realised they were my nco then i greeted them. ( SO MANY THEN) wORST I GREETED GD EVENING, weird me. hhaha. Then lcpl yunling sae: " kai yu u r late" Actually meaning i was cuming to school in the afternoon. Then i corrected myself then faster took off to my class.
I cannot believe myself lor. I thought my nco was the sec 2. wow im so pro sia!!! wow. and i wanted to sae hi to them lor. Lucky my nco scolded me in time or i kena DEAD man. I relly very blur lor!
When i reached my class which was SO HIGH , when im already wanting to sleep, the rain started to rain.( Lame me ... rain started to rain) haha. Then the ug have to do their dun noe marching in the hall. So sad lor........ i cannot sabo my nco by the name of lcpl rebaca le. SAD*
In the hall, i was like so behind lor. I cannot see the sjab grp but the girl guides and np. Then i was like standing there staring into spaces then got tok to frens too la but was like once in a while.
aFter that, the dun noe ceremony started, then i dun noe wad happen la. i so blur..... then after that i spotted three nco on the stage but cnnot see thier faces accept, cpl yijing, then i saw the np pple on stage. They were like standing with their leg so far apart. SIAO lor. Like they want to open a big and grand coffe shop seelling urine.... haha. Then i wil be the first customer to buy their drink. muhahahahaha.........
After the boring part, the whole sjab pple were like tooting each other in a corner of the hall. Then i was oso tooting my squadmates and messing their hair , especially bernice and yiling. Then dun noe wheni m hitting someone head, the nco pulled me. Imagined u were pulled by the nco lor, u will think they want to scold u or punish u.
Then i was like very scared la bUt wad can i do. Then the nco started to surround me then i squatted down to avoid looking at them DIRECTLY and they started totoot me in all direction, then i was like giggling until i was lying on the floor. NCO im having kidney failure now. Can help to pay my dialysis bill?
Nvm........i shall take my revenge next year during the passing out of parade. Then i can oot them one by one in all direction. But i think i have no mood to do that lor. Cus they r leaving leh!!!! U cannot see them after that lor. i will be like crying then crying then crying. Then after i cry i think the pop end liao. So when the time cum, i decided to toot them first be4 i cry. LAME me la.
then dun noe wad happen, my laopo, celene, hyperventilated. Then i was like concoling her in the room. Bur i have nth to sae, so i started to sae lame and cynical things. And all the cynical things were told by my squadmates to do lor. Then even tell me to kiss her lor,, SIAO LEH. BUt i did not do that. But i got sae: "i love u to her lor" one of the lame thing my squadmates tell me to go. WHne school reopen u all WATCH UP hor. muhahahahaah.
Then sometimes i do i create cynical question , then made my lao po laugh suddenly when she was like hyperventilated. So i was like making her worst. Then lcpl yunling was like saeing : im a lost sheep in chinese. so cute lor. like the la bi xiao xin guy in the cartoon.
Then the nco tease me for saeing lame and out of point things, but i still continued cus my stupid squadmates keep telling me to sae. nvm. cus my squadmates very wuliao de. ( Get influenced by me) muhahahaahaha.
Next ime when u all got lao po rite, i shall be the one telling u all to do lame things, hahahaha. Then u all u be very thankful as if help to bond u and ur lao po together.
with loves; TANKAI YU
7:26 AM
Friday, August 05, 2005
Todae, i waited for bernice at the general office but no one was there, then i recieved sms from her that she got her key already and was in class already. So the dae started quite silly lor,
During sjab, we do not need to change to full uniform as we do not have any footdrill... sad.... Cannot see bernice in her sjab full uniform then can take picture with her...... nvm............
Then we have to do cpr lor... WHILE the seniors were marching at the parade square.. so cool lor... i feel like marching with them ... but my footdrill standard still so low lor.. HAHA
At first, i dun noe wad to do lor ... for cpr.. then i was like watching georgi doing... then i was sitting so far .. cannot hear a thing,,, haha.. Then cpl yijing and lcpl xiyu cum. They watch georgi do then i saw cpl yijing then i remember the time when i first saw her in sjab, look a bit different. Then after recalling, maam suddenly asked for volunteer... then no one volunteer lor, then she started counting 5,4,3,2,1.. then i faster raise up my hand. I was like very swift lor, like i relly one to volunteer, haha, then i started laughing at myself, so wu liao.. haha. Actually , i the volunteered job was quite easy la. I juz have to approach the casualties and sae hello hello r u ok..... Then i was like faking running, then when i run to the casualties, i slide down then stopped juz in time.. lucky me... then i started saeing then i break off laughing, cus i feel myself very fake... haha.. Then, the maam tell me to redo, then when i walk back, she was like seperating the dummy's jacket. I felt as if i was running towards the casualties and raped him lor but i managed to do again. Then the maam sae that i did not raise my arms when i sae HELP CALL A,BULANCE 995. She called cpl yijing to do, as she wanted to check whether the nco nkoe. Then cpl yijing was like raising the arm towards the other side without anyone.. haha ... then everyone break off laughing.... I think she muz have felt embarrassed ba, cus if i were her i will blushed lor. Then the maam called the other 2 nco to do, then cplyijng tell them wad to do, then they so caled managed to do it. haha the maam was like stopping cpl yijing from telling them, then they were running around.. haha
After that i dun noe y hor, cpl yijing and lcpl jiin shiuan was in charge of teaching too. I also dun noe y i was the first one to be called to do the cpr which ended up , making me make the dummy's injuries worst.. haha... then after that i forget wad happen
with loves; TANKAI YU
4:33 AM
Thursday, August 04, 2005
This morning, sth weird happen... But i don't think that is weird anywae... haha. Todae, i met Zhou ang while walking down the overhead bridge. Then i accompany her to go to her locker and take the key from the general office. While waiting, i saw bernice and staff pauline. We tok to bernica and my classmates, kaiyun, but staff pauline seemed to be engrossed in her work that she did not see me. After collecting the key. i went up with bernice then we meet jessica and great grandma. They told us that the sjab board was vandalised. I was very shocked and visit the board with them. Then i saw paint at one spot that cover some of my squadmates name. Actually i find that vandalism quite creative leh, at the colour create some mood for the board. Then we went to tell the nco. Lcpl rebaca was the first to know la. Then she was telling lcp xiyu but she was like no emotion after that .... so funny. Aiya then after that i forget abt everything.... Cus my head was hit by kaiyun so many time this morning, so unlucky. Actually is my fault la, i play with her the hitting head game... really regretted. Now my head like the la bi xiao xin cartoon with so much contused wound.
Then after that we have reccess drill, the sec3 nco stopped looking at bernice's legs......... sad.......... they should look wad... then the dril will have more atmosphere.
Worst ........................
Todae, the sec3 nco did not teach drill much, they let the sec 2 take over. The sec 2 a bit like nco leh. I think so leh. Cus they were like very serious... hahaha..... But i think if the sec 3 nco got teach it will be more interesting... hahhahaha. Tmrw, the whole sjab will be wearing uniform.. that will be cool lor,, imagined whole squad wearing...... waaaaaaaa, so zhuang guan.... but i scared i forget to bring any part of my uniform... so i muz check!!!
i write a letter to someone ( only my daughter and my buddy noe abt the content), hahahahaha.... they were laughing abt it... Then, i keep forgetting to give her lor... nvm...... Then, i think she recieved the letter... hahahahhaha... she will be very surprised.. hahahahahha. i 100% bet...
with loves; TANKAI YU
5:03 AM
Monday, August 01, 2005
today, the sec 1 squad have reccess drill in the SPPOOOKKKY carpark again. cus we miss the last time one. Then muz make up the dae. The nco ...hahah.... like poccessed by whacky ghost hu like pple's legs. When the sec1 squad was doing the wadever stationary drill. They were like eyeing at my buddie, bernice, white and shiny legs..... hahha.... Then after a few minutes, they started to squat down and went closer to her and SCRUTINIZED her beautiful legs. Maybe the ghost that poccessed them are ghost hu like to see beautiful leg. hahahaah They look as if they want to do sth (creepy) to her....... Actually if u did not hear wad they were toking abt, u will think of all this dirty thing... hahahah... which im very CAPABLE of doing. They were actually very impressed by the power let out by bernice's beautiful and shiny legs. hehhehhehehe.... Bernice maybe our future footdrill head...... hehhhehehe. Imagined myself being a passerby, then i see sec3 looking so eagerly at a sec 1 legs..... hahahhahah.. they would think wad i jus said..... wahhahhahah.... sec 3 nco are so funny..... i should suggest they should take picture of bernice beautiful legs then can go home slowly scrutinized... hehhe... see im so clever!!!
with loves; TANKAI YU
6:02 AM
